Corrupt a wish

NOT my game
I do NOT take any credit for it
I just like playing it so here how it goes

you first say a wish
Ex: I wish I could fly

then the person below must corrupt your wish then make another wish
EX-
Noob1: I wish I could fly
Noob2: U flied but then fell and broke your penis
I wish I had tits
Noob3:U got tits but then u got breast cancer
etc~~~

I start >
I wish I was a pornstar

you were a pornstar but then the law broke you...


i wish Lolz would love me

Lolz never loved you.

I wish I had more hairspray GOD DAMMIT D;

u got it, but then the hair spray exploded and made u ugly as fuck

I wish I had a smaller penis. It's just TOO big dammit

Your the only one who thinks a 1 inch penis is big.

i wish I had a reason to live

You have me.

I wish to have a 6 pac.

i have a six pack(:

i wish ally wasnt a whore( even wishes cant fix that(; )

ally is my whore <3

i wish i wouldnt get a reply on my gm app

U don't, but then u get denied and moved in the denied section without a reason given

I wish I was still a virgin

i took your virginity

i wish i could drink bacardi

Note: eewwwww u guys got it all wrong :O
U the wish does come true, THEN u corrupt it

U drank bacardi but then got a life sentence for drinking underage

I wish chem didn't exist

note: okay... then...

chem doesnt exist but then youre playing with unknown fluids that are erasing your fingers

i wish i i could wish something

You wished for something but something cheated on you with another something GG.

I wish to have megan fox as my wife.

You got her but then she chewed ur penis off while giving ur a bj and u died of blood loss

I wish to be less popular

You became less popular then got ur ass kicked by george w bush.

I wish to make many babies.

You made many babies but they all came out retarted

I wish I was MrJebus

you were MrJebus but then you got banned for faking personality

i wish my worktime would be up

Wish Granted.

Then someone killed you.

I wish I were making out with Selena Gomez.

You did make out with here but you sucked at kissing so she went for JB.

i wish for a time travel..

You traveled back in time but couldn't control it leaving you in a room where your parents are having sex.

I wish for two more wishes.

You got two wishes but some Genie appeared out of no where and scammed your ass.

I wish for unlimited food.

Granted, but none of which you can actually eat.

I wish I were able to stop/start time freely.

Cannot wish for two more wishes, i dont even think thats legal.

Source: Genie from Alladin.

Enyway i wish for punani.

^ i don't get it. I think you tried to answer Daniel's question when there was a page two.

OT:
You got your girl. Then she walked off and didn't bother looking at you.

I wish to gain knowledge about every single fact about music theory.

Wish Granted.

You used both of them for condoms.


I wish for a dinosaur!