Corrupt a wish

Granted, but everything was not assembled for you, therefore had to build it yourself and you screw it up.

I wish that time would pass by faster.

Granted but it went too fast and you eventually became a lonely 50 year old virgin. Oh wait....times still going at the same speed;)

I wish Cora would just marry me already<3

Granted, but she cheats on you behind your back, while stealing all your money.

I wish CloudNine would be GM. (;

Granted, but she got fired for raping Chris and Salvation in jail.


I wish I would be GM (:

Granted, but no one likes you.

I wish I had friends. :c

Granted, but you became gay.


I wish Joey was straight :c

Granted, and he was the most loved male by females.

I wish Mo had more nudes. D:

Granted, but I deleted them all


I wish Cora was always naked.

Granted, but you were blind and could not see anything.

I wish humans would not get tired.

Granted, but you had the urge to sleep.


I wish Jon was a better owner. :c

Granted, he's so great he banned you from the server and wouldn't even think of unbanning you.

I wish for more bromance. (;

Granted, but then you get sexually harassed by one of your "bros," become homosexual, and the both of you have strawberry time~

I wish I could get a recording of that strawberry timeu

Granted but it breaks.

I wish for the iPhone 5 to come out.

iphone 5 came out , but the shop gets robbed and they lost all their materials , thus you were too late to get one .

I wish i could get my custom fm map.wz from shir without having to get her 3 trophiez

Granted, but the fm.wz price goes up to 6.

I wish I could get a haircut for free and it looked good.

Granted, but the next day, it grew back and it's ugly again.

I wish I actually had nice weather.

Granted, but the weather turned bad immediately the next day.

Living as a billionare with the girl of my dreams.

Granted, but she doesn't love you back and she only wants your money

I wish teleporting was possible.