Corrupt a wish

granted, it's now called housework (badjoke)

I wish for a unicorn.

Granted, but it's mine 90% of the time.

I wish for... an affordable cosplay shop

Its only affordable to rich people so the minimum price is $100000:)

I wish for MORE DONORS<3

Granted, but they're all people who only donates $1 and charges back right after so the server goes boom.

I wish I had more money to donate f3.

You got your money, like 100k us dollars, donate all of it but then Jon took the money and closed down the server.

I wissh for an intellingent brain

Accepted, but you can't remember anything you learnt for SHIT.

I wish for all my homework to be done

You homeworks were done, but then you forgot to bring it to school and the teachers fkd you up.

i wish i could find someone tht actually likes me o_O.

Sorry, that's probably the only wish that can't be granted 'cause everyone hates you jk.

I wish for a phone that's not crappy for once.

@melly, Oh snap. 2 of my teachers are hot. so

Granted, but it's second handed and has nudes on.

I wish for warm feet.

granted but they got warm after i peed all over them(:

I wish for a talking sunflower;D

Pee Fetish ^
Granted, but it bites your genitalia off.

I wish for a pet llama

You got a pet llama, but u didn't know how it looked like so u confused it with a turtle. and then accidently killed it

i wishh to be 18 already...

Granted, but you walk around looking like a 12 year old.

I wish to sleep

u did sleep, but then u never woke up.

i wishhh forrr something good to munch on.

You got it, you were munching on my bigass dick, but then I got a boner, became too big, got stuck in your mouth and you choked and died.

I wish I was in NYC

U went to nyc and then got raped shoot and died.

i wishh to leave ny now....

You left NY, you got sold off as a sex slave to Africa where you got raped by big black cocks till the end f your days.

I wish for a hooker

u got one but it was ur mom.
lol im jokin.

i wish forr "my special someone" to answer me.

I'M HERE BABY<3 ;D

I wish to be less emo.

Granted, but then you went and jumped off a cliff.

i wish for someone to kiss my ass.^^

a shemale kissed your ass then went on to rape you

I wish i was a dicatator

Granted, but unfortanly i dont know what an dicatator is.

i wish jonathan gave me GM position .

He did, but then you got demoted for not knowing what a dictator is.

I wish i brought my pc to barcellona instead of my mac.

You did, but then on the airport they found out it was stolen.

I wish i had a boyfriend o_O

You got one, but he was just using u as a sex toy.

I wish for an asian with boobs willing to be friends with benefits.