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App, Yes.

Post by Hitler on Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:32 am

Name: Adolf Hitler (Führer)

Gender: Transgendered

IGN: Hitler

Age: 122 years old

Timezone:Central European Time, UTC+1

Date Joined: April 20th, 1889

Why are you applying for a Game master position: Gamemasters are meant to dictate those who are less superior to them. If I obtain this worthless superior position, I will ban those who I hate for the ban reason: "Nigger".

Why should you be chosen for this position?
(What makes you different than others):
I am better than you in all aspects of truth.

What do you think you can contribute to the server:
Nothing. I want to be lazy and give items to players who cannot donate for porn.

Approximately, how much non AFK time can you contribute to the server:
I cannot contribute any non AFK time to the server as afking is the way to get away from singaporeans.

Do you have any experience as a GM?
If so please provide a picture/Screenshot:
What. What. What's GAMEMASTER?!?!?!?!!! WHAT EXPERIENCE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I CONFUSE. WHY YOU SO SERIOUS?!?!?!?!! SCREENSHOT??!?!?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!?!?! CHUCK NORRIS?

Have you ever resigned from a staff position:
I died April 30th 1945 after ruling over Germany.

If yes, please include details/reasons why:
I'm sexy as hell.

If you saw a Hacker what would you do? Explain clearly and concisely:
I would let the hacker hack wood. If there is no hackers who hack wood, the world would be cold and damp. What the hell is this electricity?

If two players were in a conflict, what would you do? Explain clearly and concisely:
(Make a skit. Something that describes the problem and how you will fix it)
Example
Code:
You: What the hell is going on?
Player1: Fuhrer! Sir! This nigger should die before I kill him.
Player2: Fuhrer! Sir! What is a nigger?!?!?!!?! I am black. Is that what a nigger is?!?!?
You: !ban player1 reason: You're the true nigger. GTFO
You: !strip player2
You: !dc player 2
Player2: -relogs-
You: !ban player2 reason: you're a loser who cannot share his 40 billion shares. why the hell are you so greedy? I thought we were in love, i guess not. bitch.

Last thoughts/Summary:
Hail Hitler
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Re: App, Yes.

Post by Jonathan on Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:26 am

NEIN! Blitzkreig! Heil Hitler! Viel Glück mit Ihrem App!

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Re: App, Yes.

Post by Hitler on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:47 am

Sex.
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Re: App, Yes.

Post by Raid on Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:14 am

This should be or: accepted or in Fail. But Goodluck <3
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Re: App, Yes.

Post by Tribe on Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:46 pm

i think you need to be more concise as to why you want the position
other than that good app
gl babe

but srs hit me up wit ur number when u turn straight
<3 ill always be there for u

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Re: App, Yes.

Post by Gnar on Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:17 pm

Made me lol hahaha

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