Corrupt a wish

Jams wrote:You got one, but he was just using u as a sex toy.

Off-Topic: Better than nothing <3

Back to game: Granted. but then her boobs exploded and she raan away crying.

i wish for respect.

U got respect but Respect didnt really respect u.

i wishhh to see paranormal activity 3.

You dd but then i didnt know how to corrupt your wish o_O ...

i wish for an cookie up my ass (lol)

Speechie please don't post when you don't understand what it means or cannot think of a way to corrupt the wish

OT: an cookie went up your ass, a cookie came back down.

I wish for less homework

u did get less homework, but u got more tests and classwork.

i wish for no school...

U did get ur no school time. But now u have to BE AT KITCHEN WOMEN!!!one11!

i wish for mah medicin

yo got ur medicin, and it made you better, but then you a parasite that was on the medicine ate your brain and you died.

I wish for a better GPA

i duno whats a GPA so u get none

i wish i can stop time

You can, but you can't start it again.

I wish life had a rage quit button.

u have a rage quit button but then u raged so much u broke it.

i wish for a mute button

You have one, but when you use it, you can't hear or speak.

I wish for a nice hat.

You got one but it was too small for you

i wish for someone to trust.

Granted, but he/she betrayed you within 3 days.

I wish for a better life

You have the option of recieving a llama or a turtle.

I wish that my bag wasn't so heavy

You got a light bag, but it was too light there was only air in it.

I wish for a web developer.

You got your web developer but then he was an ass and made it so anyone who went on it got a virus. You went on it, got the virus but your computer had a weak immune system so the virus at all the insides of your computer.

I wish for a miracle.

Your miracle did happen, but it soon got reverted back to the way it was.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.

Error....

i wish for a wish

Granted, but you just lost it.

I wish I could control time.

You could but then I, as the god of time, warped you into a parallel dimension where time is worthless.

I wish for a perfect GGPPAAAAA

Well there isn't such thing as the GGPPAAAAA so you got a not-so-perfect one.

I wish I was free from illness.

Granted, but now you're more likely to get into car accidents. Or diseases, you choose. ;3

I wish I wasn't so cold.

your wish granted, but then you were to hot and sweaty

i wish for travel machine

Granted, but you didnt know how to use it.

i wish for a kitten.

Granted, but it ran away.

I wish for a new computer.