Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it just might bite your head off.

I wish I could fly. <:

You flew, but then an airplane exploded in front of you, you lost your wings, fell and became a retarded cripple.

I wish I was less cunning

You got your wish, but the wish maker thought you wanted to be less cunting. So, it gave you more external penises. (lolwut)

I wish I had a pony.

You got youre pony. but then u found out that it was just a costume and it was really a donkey.

i wishh forr cheese cake.

You got your cheesecake but not the way you wanted it. Cheesecake means- (Hence) Any pictures, modeling, posing or shooting for glamour photography or softcore porn.

I wish i had money.....lots of it.....

You got your money, alot of it. but then i stole it.

i wishh for a nerd to do my hw.

you got ur nerd, but he tricked u into bed and then ditched you

I wish for my virginity

You cant get back something you never lost

I wish i wasnt so fat

ufet

i wish i didn't like trolling.

umad?

I wish for the girls I ask on dates to stop rejecting.

She accepted u but she didnt have her glasses on and mistaken u as someone else and then rejected u 2mins after.

i wish forrr small tits.

You got your small tits, but you weren't specific enough so you ended up with 4 tits and 1 of them were misplaced. (;

I wish for a world with no Bells.

Youre wish was granted but then there was one that wasnt distoryed and someone put it inside u. so u got crazy and died thinkin about bells.

i wish bryant will go jump on a fat chick!

I jumped on a fat chick. Literally. It was like a trampoline.

I wish Brittney would take it off~

lol. Britt did take it off. She took off her sock (:

i wish bryant will take it all off. lmfao

I did take it off, it took all my homework off the table. So what?

I wish Brittney would just come over to my house and make me feel good. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLwut.

LMFAOOO.

I did make u feel good, with my bat (:

i wish bryant will just get in my CLOSET!

He did get in ur closet. He was watching u will u were sleeping

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You did get cake, but someone stole it before you got to eat it.

i wish forrr mcdonaldss. ):

You got Mcdonald's... farm. LOL.

I wish for Brittney to get in the shower with me.

Brittany is the name of a 59 year old pedo clown who rapes you in the shower.

I wish for bryant to make me my mmv thingy:(

He did make it, but its u sucking my dick. lolol.

I wishh for a maid.

u got ut maid, then the maid raped u, harassed u, analed u, beat u up, made u eat her shit, sewed ur vagina, spanked you so hard that you cried and then made you work for her instead.

I wish for something you don't know.

Granted , but.....

i wish i can fly,float and walk LOL

Granted, but you can do nothing else and eventually die of malnutrition.

I wish there was no such thing as homework.